"I'm always looking over my shoulder"
And my Friends have always got my back. ;-)
Ya know, I thought that it was all settled. I thought it was a done deal, which it was, but apparently, that dooshbag Mark @ the Cheyenne Saloon just doesn't know when to let sleeping dogs lie. You're gonna try to ambush me? Think again home slice. The problem with Vegas is that it's truly a small ass town, where if you fart on the Westside people know about it on the Eastside in a manner of minutes. You can't talk shit about someone in this town without them eventually finding out about it - you just can't, and apparently, him and his crew of Employees and Bar Fly's have it in for Yours Truly, which is truly just laughable. Really? Can you say 'Divebar'? hahahaha And over what? Putting up stickers in your shitty ass bar? Oh, like I was the first one to ever do that, right? And I heard your main complaint about the whole stickering thing: Oh, there was a sticker put on my Daddy's TV - boo fucking hoo! Go to Home Depot and buy a $2 can of adhesive remover and Voila! The corner of your Dad's TV is as good as new! Yeah, he's bitching about a sticker being on the corner of his TV. Not the screen, but the corner. Check it out here. It's not like the TV looks any different from any other TV you have in there. There's no sign or a place card mentioning the sentimental value of it. And the fact that you keep carrying on about this, when you know Gawd Damn well it wasn't me that put that sticker on your precious TV, just lets me know you're an Irresponsible Idiot with no Merit or Honor, and you and your 15 cameras can go take a flying leap. Why don't you go after the ones you have on video tape actually putting the stickers up? Is it because they're girls? Is it because one of them is a very well connected, well loved girl in a popular Local band? What the fuck ever dude. I've heard your requests from all of our mutual Friends about wanting me to apologize to you face to face, like a man, whatever that means, and I'm publicly and formally telling you to Fuck Off, because that's not gonna happen buddy. If I did something wrong I would apologize, but I didn't. Charge me with Vandalism. Please. It would be worth it just to scan the citation and put it on the front page of my website to be used as an object to ridicule you with. It'll be worth it just to show everyone here in the Las Vegas Music Scene what a petty little dooshbag you are. You're making a mountain out of a mole hill for stickers. Really? Fucking idiot. Trust me when I tell you this Mark - you and your bar already have a shitty ass reputation with Bands here in town, and don't act like you're doing us all a favor by letting us play there for $50 and some drink tickets. You're a Businessman - you're in it to make money, and I don't have a problem with that. I made shitloads of money when I was booking shows, so I know all about it, but for you to basically shoot yourself in the face like this by taking a stand with this whole Vandalism thing is not good business sense. And now you wanna get physical with me about it? Really? Well sorry I couldn't bother to go down there and talk it out with you again, like a man, face to face, whatever, but I got better things to do, like hang out with my Friends and laugh at your 'stupiedity'. Oh, and your complaint about how I shouldn't let people talk negatively about your bar here on my website is a joke as well. You must not know this website too well, because let me tell you, there has been some MAJOR shit being talked about on here, much worse than someone saying you're a Dooshbag and that your bar sucks. I didn't censor that shit, so what makes you think I would censor bad talk about your bar? Exactly - I wouldn't. Maybe if you wouldn't give people a reason to think and talk badly about you and your place, then you wouldn't have anything to worry about. Or better yet, maybe you should listen to the negative things people are saying about your place and try looking into fixing the issues addressed. It makes sense, I know, and that's why I'll stop now.
And Thanks for your offer to help promote my site and allowing me the pleasure of promoting your shitty gigs on my website. Damn that's nice of you! Why, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were making a big deal out of all of this just to get me as an Ally. hahahahaha And I love your line of thinking you told my Friends about how Vegas is a small scene and we all need to support each other and all that. Tell me Mark - is threatening someone with Vandalism charges your way of promoting the Music Scene and helping it grow? hahaha Is that your idea of promotion? Your pettiness sure has everyone talking, but I don't think you'd like what they're saying about you and your club. Whatever. This conversation bores me, I think I made my point, and now all I gotta do is sit back and watch the fun as people react / interpret things for themselves and figure out the Truth as to what's going on. The balls in your court dude. You wanted an apology from me?? Fuck that. I want an apology from YOU. You are the one completely wrong in all this, so man up and admit you were wrong and we'll go from there, otherwise, the wagons are circling and all the Snipers and Haters have the Cheyenne Saloon in their sights, set to pick you and your place apart piece by piece, and I, for one, will cover every aspect of it because I think that by pointing out the asinine stupidity of Promoters like you is a good thing for the Health of the Local Music Scene. It's like pulling weeds from the garden. Leave the weeds in and the garden struggles to expand and grow, but when you pull those weeds out, things go as they should. The garden thrives. It lives, and I think without your bullshit cracked out little man syndrome power trips, the Local Music Scene will be a lot better. Yeah, I know that there's not a lot of places / venues for bands to play at here in town, but if you're gonna be a little girl about people putting stickers up in your bar, which, I hear isn't even in your name, then you should just probably take your Daddy's TV out of the bar and just go home to wherever it is you came from. The Vegas Music Scene has more than enough Drama. We don't need any more of that shit, especially when it's over something so fucking lame as this. Stickers. Really? Oh what the fuck ever. Grow up. Shut up. Fuck off. Have a nice day! :-)