Emotional Blackmail - U.K. Subs

There is no other place to be tonight than this U.K. Subs gig @ the Dive with The Civilians, Dead At Midnight, and The Negative Nancys, which is Kate from The Seriouslys new band. I'm almost positive Brutal Resistance will not be playing, but they will be weaseling their way in for free somehow... LOL

Sure, you could go to some crappy gig on the Eastside at some bar you've never heard of, and have to worry all night about tweekers breaking into your car and stealing your stuff, or you could even go watch the same 5 Squidhat Records bands play with each other (and to each other) at the Double Clown, like they always do, which has got to be boring even for them at this point, or you could come out to the gig tonight and see a truly Legendary Punk band rip shit up like they've done millions of times before. I don't have to explain the Majesty and Mystique of the U.K. Subs to you, do I? Good!

You dare to label yourself "Punk Rock", and you're not at this gig tonight, well, I don't really need to finish that sentence, now do I? Sorry, there will be NO VIP area with couches available and clean restrooms to sit your old ass down on. This is a dirty, grimy, real Punk gig in an very appropriate venue, not some hoity-toity bougie Punk Rock Poseur show all Disneyfied and safe and serene. Eff that.

Get off your ass and go to this gig tonight. It's a Celebration Bitches! It's TheDive Bar's 2 year anniversary, as well as The Civilians CD release party! Just tell them at the door you're there to see the Civilians and you'll be entered into a raffle contest to win a kick ass Civilians prize package comprised of a Civilians pint glass, a copy of the just released Civilians CD - complete with lyric sheet at no extra cost, a Civilians tee shirt, some Civilians stickers and probably some Civilians DNA of some sort... LOL Civilians! Civilians! Civilians! It's all about The Civilians!! LOL Fuck I'm hyped!! Tonight is gonna be a rager!! See ya there!

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