Soooooooooo... there's a controversy about cheating running rampant during Punk Rock Posing's bowling tournament this year? Really? Gee, wasn't I just commenting on that a few days ago? Didn't I point that out for all to see? Why yes sir, I did! lol
Seems that the powers that be at that county fair type of Punk Rock fleecing collective were finally informed that some teams that bowl have been lying about their handicaps, lying about their team members, that they have ringers on their teams who bowl much better than they say they do, and such actions are clearly not allowed, but it's not like they care, because all they want is your $500 entrance fee. That's what the bowling tournament is really about. Fleecing you suckers out of your cash. Whatever. It's Punk Rock so you take it, like a prison bitch. Cheating was everywhere this year, just like every year, and cheaters ruled the tournament, including this years winners of the bowling tournament, who apparently walked off with a lot of money for winning the damn thing, and now the Punk Rock Police Panties are all in a twist, with howls of Outrage filling up the PRP Facebook page and accusations of Cheating and Dishonesty being lobbied around like hand grenades by keyboard warriors everywhere. I love how all the sheep, I mean Poseurs who support that farcical gig, are talking shit about how the team that won looks like a bunch of Posers. I love that they're mad that they got beaten by a better team, by a better team of Posers apparently. I don't know if they're mad because they were hustled so cleanly and easily, or because they were hustled better than some street walking bitches by a bunch of dooshbags who look like they listen to Third Eye Blind.
You ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
Didn't those words come out of the gob of one of the early Punk Rock Idols Johnny Rotten? Wasn't that swindle perpetrated by one of the most Punk Rock bands to ever crawl out of a pub and into the annals of music history, the Sex Pistols? So knowing all that, wouldn't that make cheating the most Punk Rock thing to in the world to do? LOL The fact that someone finally told Shawn Stern what was going on, and that he stopped counting his money and laughing long enough to tell someone to do something about it, is a joke. Welcome to 2010 people. That's how long I've known about people I know, people that I call Friends, have been cheating their way through the system and lying about who bowls on their team and lying about their bowling averages, in order to get a better handicap and a better chance to win the tournament. You see, winning that bowling tournament is really important. Ask any Jock you know. Just like a high school football trophy (and just about as significant and pathetic), winning that bowling tournament is a way of showing people that you matter, that you've achieved something, that at one time in your life, you were a winner. How that jock meat head mentality permeated it's way into the Punk Rock Posing world is mind boggling to me. Whatever. There's no mightier feeling of Satisfaction than being the coolest of the cool kids, the King of the Outcasts, the winner of the Punk Rock Posing bowling tournament.
Go Team Go! Sis! Boom! Bah!! Phooey.
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