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2/5/2012

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Dudes! It's Super Bowl Sunday morning, and I could give 2 shits less about the game than ever. No Raiders = No Interest for me. I don't know jack shit about the Giants, and I fucking hate the New England Gaytriots, which is the only reason why I'd like to see New York win. No, today for me is all about the get together, the excuse to party with Friends both old and new and the Family members I hold near and dear here in Las Vegas. I'm sure I'll be texting away with my Family back Home on the Rez, but that's another story for another time. ;-) The celebration starts @ 3 pm. Casa de Amoroso. if you don't know then too bad for you.

After the Game, if you can avoid the D.U.I. checkpoints that will be up everywhere all around the city, head downtown to the Bunkhouse to see Banner Pilot with Deadhand, TheCore, Holding On To Sound and Murder Majesty, if ya can believe that. Yeah, apparently they're still a band and yeah, Pulsar gave them the slot on the bill instead of my band. Phooey. Anyways, it should be a good gig and you shouldn't miss it, although being too drunk and wasted to make it down there is perfectly acceptable. It is Super Bowl Sunday after all... heh heh

The Bronx are playing a Special 'Invite Only' gig next week and you can't go. I'm just saying... ;-)

Everything is updated (I think). Have a great day. Go Giants! Fuck the cheating Gaytriots!! I hope Tom Brady get's Theismann'd during the game. If he does, remember that you read it here first! ;-)
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dysfunkshun
2/7/2012 08:47:34 am

i wanna see the Bronx!

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GE 138 link
2/7/2012 04:08:52 pm

ha ha ha ha Then I suggest you keep Valentine's Day open, because that's when they're playing! ;-)

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dysfunkshun
2/11/2012 03:58:50 am

how do i get tix? details, Gil!!!

GE138 link
2/13/2012 03:59:37 am

Valentine's Day - Invite only - Double Down - Be There!

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X
2/13/2012 09:02:25 pm

Gaytriots? Real fucking mature you bigot. P.S. your rad dad band is awful, I rather listen to jimmy buffet.

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GE 138 link
2/14/2012 04:30:03 pm

ha ha ha ha Mature? Me? Yeah right! And I believe the word you were looking for is 'Homophobic', not 'Bigot'. A Bigot is someone who hates a race of people, and a Homophobic is someone who hates gay people, gay ignorant stupid fuck head people just like you! ;-) Lighten up and quit trying to overcompensate on your Intellectual prowess. You just come off looking immature when you do.

P.S. What 'rad dad band' are you referring to? And the fact that you'd rather listen to Jimmy Buffet says ALOT about you... heh heh heh

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X
2/15/2012 07:25:01 am

big·ot
[big-uht]
- noun 1. intolerant person
- Related Forms    big·ot·ed- adjective    big·ot·ry- noun

And holy shit! How many terrible bands are you in?

X
2/15/2012 07:50:23 am

Jimmy buffet... Ever heard of sarcasm hot shot? Or are you going to give me a wrong definition of that too?

bass master general
2/15/2012 02:41:51 pm

Dictionary .com defines bigot as

bigot (ˈbɪɡət)

— n
a person who is intolerant of any ideas other than his or her own, esp on religion, politics, or race

that's a direct quote. since homosexuality is not legally a race, a religion, or a political party i do not think it really fits. however, i do agree that it is very intolerant to bash homosexuals. that said i think pete wentz of fall out boy is a poster boy for the no h8 campaign (a group dedicated to spreading the awareness of the epidemic practice of slandering people within the american vernacular. i.e-"that shirt is gay"-that statement is a non-no in this circle)you can like him on facebook here if you havent already (http://www.facebook.com/PeteWentz) and proceed to send him messages about how angry it makes you when someone associates the new england patriots with homosexuals. this may actually pull alot of people on your side because you could ignite the entire gay community in a mass rage. i say this because, unlike you, the gays are winners. they have pushed the supreme court to overturn prop 8 in california, and i dont know if you have been to the quaint suburb of eagle rock, ca. but god damn they cleaned that place up. im sure they would not enjoy being associated with a bunch of losers like the new england patriots.

that said,
sarcasm (ˈsɑːkæzəm)

— n
1. mocking, contemptuous, or ironic language intended to convey scorn or insult
2. the use or tone of such language

i believe under this accepted defiinition (also from dictionary.com) the comment that has made you irate can actually be construed as sarcasm. your statement however, regarding the great jimmy buffet (for christ sake he has a song called lets get drunk and screw, maybe if you took the time to listen to something other than your mxpx discography you might be able to appreciate other music) does not convey irony, contempt, or any real mocking at all. so really it seems you have no grasp of the definition of sarcasm. also since a comment post does not convey context, you cannot say it was typed in an ironic or mocking tone. unless you put it in italics, or changed the font...then you may have an argument.

this was a fun conversation and im glad you can go on this magical journey with me. i would like you to keep in mind that this is a blog. it is a way for someone to express their views and opinions. although crass, rude, intolerant and at times downright spiteful they are just opinions. theres no need to get yourself all worked up. if you want a politically correct website i recommend www.punksinvegas.com. thats a safe opinion free website compiled of press releases that i guarantee do not bash the gay community at all.

also, what is a "rad dad band"? how do i join one? that sounds like a great time.

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GE 138 link
2/15/2012 03:43:37 pm

ha ha ha ha PWNED!! And since we're throwing out definitions, here's another one for you 'X':

dick [dik]
noun

1. a person who is obnoxiously opinionated or a self-satisfied; know-all

Or, what about this one? This one suits you too 'X':

Ass clown

ass clown (ás kloun)

n.:

1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two.

2. A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

Later on 'X'! Have a great day! :-)

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GE 138 link
2/15/2012 03:44:46 pm

ha ha ha ha "Punks In Vegas"... LOL

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X
2/15/2012 05:01:32 pm

Ignorance is bliss buddy, well in your case it's arrogance. Way to string together a few 5 dollar words and feel like you accomplished something in making me realize that I suck and you are far superior in not only intellect but musical taste. Clap clap clap. But when it comes down to it, here's how it is. You're a 30 something year old with nothing better to do than gay bash and blog abou football like a god-fearing American, on a "punk" webzine. Bravo. Make sure your library books are back on time. And to think, not only did you know more jimmy buffet songs than I did, but also mentioned mxpx and Pete wentz? All at the same time? You should probably just burn you record collection of re-issues. And just blog about sports from now on cuz this gig just isn't working out for you.
Oh and a rad dad band (this applies to you) is a glorified cover band that's really just an excuse to go out and drink light beer all night. Just because you rip off a chord progression from the desendants and have a few snare fills doesn't make you guys anything more memorable than a high school's battle of the bands.
But then again, you already know all of this don't you? You seem to know everything else. I'll go listen to mxpx now.

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GE 138 link
2/15/2012 06:02:53 pm

Dude, 'X', put down the bong - seriously - and stop drinking the water. I think your head is so far up your ass that you're unable to see what's going on around you. I'm far from 30 years old, and if you think that me calling the Patriots the Gaytriots makes me a gay basher, then you need to wash the sand out of your vagina sweetheart. You couldn't be more wrong about that if you tried, and reading your reply, I can tell you're trying really, really hard to make a point, whatever it may be. And I haven't owned a Library card in years, unless you're referring to the strip club on Boulder Highway, which, in that case... Guilty! :-)

I don't know any Jimmy Buffet songs, but I do know how to properly capitalize names, something which they obviously didn't teach you in the Clark County school district. Grammar Nazi, I know. Sorry. I didn't mention any of that MXPX or Pete Wentz stuff - the Bass Master General did, and I'll let him handle you in any way he sees fit. And as far as the 'rad dad band' thing, well, again, you're so wrong you're almost right. I don't drink beer, but I do know how to spell Descendents properly. ;-) I would love to know all about your major musical achievements, or any of your life accomplishments in General, but I guess that will never happen, because when you hide behind an alias on the Internet, that just tells me that you don't really believe too strongly on what you're typing out, but hey, what do I know, right? It's not like I've been doing this thing for a long time or something, right? heh heh heh

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bass master general
2/16/2012 10:48:31 am

its hard to watch you flounder looking for any form in which you can manifest a rebuttal. almost saddening. i'm not gonna sit here and try to prove how punk rock i am, i don't need to. in fact you can have punk rock. im not 30 yet, and i bet you're alot older seeing how you used age to insult someone. i bet you feel your experience gives you an edge somehow adding to your prowess. you're the type of guy who fucks his friends ex girlfriend and then asks her if your dick is bigger than his, if only to give you something to live for. i'm sure all of your experience from watching others DO things to enrich the music scene far outweighs anything i can ever achieve. i thank you for being the old guy in the corner of the club, regaling anyone who will listen or even people you have just trapped in conversation about what it was like when you went to that one show that band that's successful played before they were famous. i get it.

your affinity for protecting the gay community is moot. they have been protecting themselves for years and don't need someone as insecure as you protecting them. its almost as if you're compensating for your own homosexual tendencies. kinda like voting for obama because you don't want to sound like a racist. its cool man, we wont judge you. you cannot be happy about anything else until you're happy with yourself. the question is would your daddy still love you if he found out? i think he would be proud of you for being strong. i know i am.

as far as the rad dad band goes, we have a lot of fun doing it. you know it is a cover band right? as far as us sucking, well that's probably true too however, were not really ripping anything off of the descendents if were actually playing their songs. you should come out to a show. if you give me a heads up ill even put you on the guest list (that way you can maintain some integrity by 'not paying to see that shitty band') ill buy you a beer (regular not light because your that punk rock) and we can really dig deep and figure out where all of this impudent rage comes from inside of you.

i'm sure you are a good person and meant well by standing up for what you believe in, however we do live in the united states of america where the first amendment allows us to say whatever we want. by being intolerant of that and voicing your opinion the way you did, that makes you the asshole.

i look forward to hearing your bands next album. when are you releasing it?

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GE 138 link
2/16/2012 12:13:54 pm

ha ha ha ha ha WOW! I think I seriously just sharted from laughing so much...

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X
2/16/2012 04:57:29 pm

This shit got old before it even started so I'll say this, calling someone gay (as is that's even an insult anymore (after going to great lengths to defend us)) which I am, just speaks volume to your overall character, bass master. So ouch. Anyways I had no idea you guys were a cover band, I guess I never paid that much attention, much like everyone else there. So you win, Im an old gay punk who's never done shit for the scene. But I left Vegas months ago and yet, you guys are still rotting away in the desert. That's punk as fuck. This pissing contest is over, you guys can all just huff your own farts and bask in your righteousness.

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cody ( from the whiskey )
2/19/2012 05:04:02 pm

that last comment was gay get a fucking sense of humor

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GE 138 link
2/20/2012 08:06:32 pm

And yeah, that last comment was gay, because the person that wrote it was gay. Ironic, no? ;-)

GE 138 link
2/20/2012 08:03:17 pm

MmmmmMMmmm... Hart Fuffing. :-)

And I'm glad this pissing contest is over. You lost. Deal with it. I'm glad to see that you're true colors finally showed. I'm glad to see that you're one of THOSE people. You know what I'm talking about, right? You're one of THOSE people who move away and then talk shit about Las Vegas. Funny. But yet when you were living here, I bet you tried to impress all of your Friends by telling them how 'Rad' it is to live in Las Vegas. Hypocrite. I'm not rotting here in the desert. I live here by choice. I like it here. Wouldn't be here if I didn't. Believe me when I tell you that I could live anywhere in the world that I choose to, but I live in Las Vegas. Living here suits me fine. I don't know why you left, but I hope it wasn't for all the obvious reasons - bad relationship break up, gambling problem, love of meth, whatever. I hope you're one of the rare, unique individuals who leaves Las Vegas by their own accord. I highly doubt that you are, but whatever. Good Luck with your move to wherever. I hope you do a bit more for the Scene there than you ever did here. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a room full of righteousness I need to bask in.

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GE 138 link
2/20/2012 08:04:21 pm

MmmmmMMmmm... Hart Fuffing. :-)

And I'm glad this pissing contest is over. You lost. Deal with it. I'm glad to see that you're true colors finally showed. I'm glad to see that you're one of THOSE people. You know what I'm talking about, right? You're one of THOSE people who move away and then talk shit about Las Vegas. Funny. But yet when you were living here, I bet you tried to impress all of your Friends by telling them how 'Rad' it is to live in Las Vegas. Hypocrite. I'm not rotting here in the desert. I live here by choice. I like it here. Wouldn't be here if I didn't. Believe me when I tell you that I could live anywhere in the world that I choose to, but I live in Las Vegas. Living here suits me fine. I don't know why you left, but I hope it wasn't for all the obvious reasons - bad relationship break up, gambling problem, love of meth, whatever. I hope you're one of the rare, unique individuals who leaves Las Vegas by their own accord. I highly doubt that you are, but whatever. Good Luck with your move to wherever. I hope you do a bit more for the Scene there than you ever did here. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a room full of righteousness I need to bask in.

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