Stuck In A Rut

OK... here's the Top 10 Things You Need To Know Right Now.

1. The Loud Pipes Street Team meeting is @ 6 pm, in the upstairs section of Balcony Lights. Pizza provided by Jenn and her employee discount, so come early if you wanna partake in the feast and to help spread The Loud Pipes disease.
2. My Birthday is Monday, not Saturday... so there!
3. The Loud Pipes demo LP-EP is gonna be available at the Balcony Lights show. It looks great and sounds even better. None will be given away, so come with your $5 in hand an be prepared to be amazed!
4. Women are EVIL... just thought I'd throw that in, just in case you forgot or didn't know... heh heh heh
5. The Loud Pipes are NOT a Biker Metal band, no matter what the City Life says!
6. I'll have some fresh, dope, fly onethirtyeight.org stickers available at the show too, so feel free to grab some and put them anyplace that you see fit. Like on your forehead perhaps?
7. Hollywood Shane is in town, so all you ladies watch out! The man is on the prowl! LOL Not really, but he's still one of the coolest d00ds I've ever met. Click here to see a picture of me and him. We're both ugly bastards!
8. Roxie's sister makes the best cookies! Who knew you could put sunflower seeds in chocolate chip cookies?
9. My lil' ol' web site is Miss Roxie's Site Of The Month! What a deal! In my Birthday month as well! Can you say NEPOTISM? hahahahaha And finally... please remember...
10. Hank Likes Blow Jobs.

Thank you and good night.