Written by Karl Bakla.
My life partner Danny Hatefuck once told me he jerked off & climaxed 8 times in one day, then the next day came down with a severe flu, that is either a coincidence or totally awesome! Since we are on the subject of awesome, I will tell you, this 7" is awesome! Shit, it is not even the first awesome 7" I have heard on Deranged Records, for fucks sake. The DS-13 For the Kids, Not The Business is the best 7" of whatever year it came out of! Fuck, DS-13 was a great band…
Since we are now talking about bands that are not the band we are reviewing, I must bring up the Hüsker Dü LP New Day Rising! I love that LP, it was Punk but on the verge of being something else, & that is the same reason I love this 7" so much. I am drunk as fuck right now, but for some reason I feel the need to wear a fanny pack, sport a tie dye Circle One T-shirt, & wax my chest hair into a handle bar mustache, which is the ultimate statement of, "Punk as Fuck!"
Remember how "College Rock" promised to deliver something good and never did? Well, this 7" fulfills that promise and allows us to not rub elbows with Alternative music fans!
Available from Deranged Records, of course, and you can purchase your own copy of this 7" by clicking here.