Gob - Muertos Vivos

You know how every station in every City has an "Extreme" radio station? And you know how 98% of those bands on there all look alike and sound alike and are comprised of the same looking types of douchebags?? Well, apparently this band Gob thought it would be cool to join up with that 98% of the populace and make perfectly banal, bland music for the mindless sheep that congregate at cool clubs and Alternative bars all across the world. Safe as plastic scissors and just as deadly. I'm sure this CD sounds great being pumped out over the popular club's P.A., where the drinks are over priced and the girls are overly plastic, but other than that, phooey. Ball-less music for background noise while trying to find someone to fuck for the night. Why do bands like Gob even exist? Is it to keep the mindless drones that populate trendy clubs happy? Probably. Let's hope this music stays there where it belongs. Phooey.

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