Hey Gilbert! What's up? How have you been? It's good to see you!
It's good to see you too! How have you been? What's going on?
Everybody here is talking about you. Everywhere I go I hear your name being thrown around.
Oh yeah? LOL What are they saying?
Everybody here hates you. They're all talking shit about you, and I don't know why...
hahahahahahahahahahaha Seriously, that shit just made my year. You would think people would have something better to do, but apparently not. Apparently, the fucking amazing set from the $wingin' Utter$ couldn't keep a bunch of people I couldn't give 2 shits about from saying bad things about me, people that I spend about zero to none of an amount of time on being concerned with what they're doing, who they're with, or what they're up to, just standing around saying things... things they wouldn't dare say to me in person, of course, but on the Internet? Behind my back to my Friends? Oh sure. And all this gossip and mud slinging was going on while the $wingin' Utter$ were raging full on in the background. And all that, is fucking priceless. Nice to know I'm such a force to be reckoned with in this town... LOL