Masked Intruder - Masked Intruder

by Karl Bakla.

It is a good thing that the criminal gimmick is just that, because these are the type of guys I would rape in prison & when I am finished, I would whisper in their ear that the only way to avoid further sexual assault is by having their family put money on my canteen account… I know it's mostly because I am old, but this is way too poppy for me & I don't like songs that seem like the song writer is more in love with the idea of being in Love than actually being in Love. I totally get why people love this band, they are catchy, funny, & their songs are cute. When I saw these guys play the place went nuts & everyone was singing along, so I am probably just being a grouch. This album has thirteen poppy songs that make the Archies seem like a Death Metal band. If you listen to Teenage Bottlerocket, Dopamines, Methadones, the Copyrights… etc. you will love this & it will possibly make you cum all over your MP3 player. As for myself, I will be sitting in my cell, saving my shit and urine in a cup so I can splash it on the C.O.’s face. Available from Red Scare Records.

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