American Psycho - The Braineaters

It happened when I was leaving the Pub last night. I had sat around for a trio of hours drinking pints of Guinness and slamming down chilly glasses of Jameson's on the rocks, which, for some reason, I had to drink away from the bar in the food section of the pub. I was missing my Friend and I spent my time watching people get drunk and pick up on each other like the sheep they are. After I grew bored of watching that I headed out to my car to head Home and then stood there for a bit while taking in the sight of the makeshift memorial which marked the location of a recent traffic accident just a few yards away. Candles flickered idly in the wind, the scent of sickly sweet flowers could be caught if the wind was right. A few people hung around listlessly, looking lost. I was lighting up a clove when one of the Sheep from inside of the pub came outside with his 2 bleached blonde bimbo plastic surgery disasters hand in hand. This guy was the perfect Ken doll to these 2 Barbies. They're all stinking drunk and laughing loud and stupid, with the guy braying out Hey! What's going on out here? A party? I see some Mexicans hanging out, I see candles, it must be a fiesta! ha ha ha I was feeling drunk and stupid so I walked up to him and put my face just inches from his and said "No, you jack ass - that's the sight of an automobile accident that killed 4 people and injured a bunch more, innocent people who were just waiting for the bus to get to work, so shut the fuck up and get your drunk ass back inside." The silence was deafening from all 3 of them, and his pathetic mumbling of Oh, Sorry. Let's go back inside girls. sounded loud and sweet and clear to my ears. They went back inside looking stupid and I drove off, feeling like I had done my part to change the world for the better, even if it's just a for a little bit, even if it's just one dooshbag at a time. :-)

New Pictures of Surrounded By Thieves and The People's Whiskey just added. The photos of SBT can be seen by clicking here. The pix of The People's Whiskey (Straight Outta Hendo) can be seen by clicking here. I heard that Surrounded By Thieves release party was pretty sick. Wish I could of been there...

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