So a very good friend of mine told me he tried to kill himself recently... No, strike that.
What my friend tried to do was guilt me over his recent suicide attempt, all because I unfriended him on Facebook in his moment of need, "on the worst day of his life", "after a complete mental breakdown".
This jerk of an ex-friend and band mate of mine recently joined a musical group of assholes here in town. I loathe to call them a band because that adds credibility to their futile musical endeavors. So he joined up with them, and I unfriended him on social media because of it. I don't need crap from him and that band cluttering up my news feed, so I deleted his stupid ass - stupid because he joined them, and stupid because he must of thought I'd be OK with it or something.
News flash Emo Boy - social media is NOT real life. It doesn't matter. Nobody should care, but they do. I unfriended you. Big deal. I'm friends with plenty of people in real life who I'm not friends with on Facebook, for various reasons, but in real life, when we're together, it's all milk and honey. It's nothing to get hung up about. Seriously. And as for the suicide thing, well, if you wanna do the most selfish act that a human could possibly do to another human, go right the fuck ahead asshole. It's your prerogative and is always the "cool, cool thing to do", right? You wanna just up and quit on life? Go ahead and do it. Let your friends and family you leave behind clean up your mess, and let everyone else get your affairs in order, because obviously you didn't have the gumption or the know-how to do it yourself. And please, oh PLEASE don't let this "suicide attempt - cry for help" thing be about the girl you just got dumped by / broke up with - oh PLEASE don't let it be that cliche of a thing. That's too pathetic. And I'm not even going to get into the fact that you have a kid, a kid that you apparently forgot about when you were thinking "nobody loves you" and you have nothing to live for while you were staring down the barrel of that gun in your hands. A fucking kid you dipshit. What a fucking great Dad you are, right? To put that on your daughter? Dickweed. I'm glad your "friends" were there for you in your darkest hour, and I hope you come out of this a better man and father, but don't try to guilt me into feeling bad about abandoning you when you needed me most just because you joined a band you know I can't stand. Fuck you dillhole.
"If you want sympathy / don't come to me."
hahahhahahahahaha Oh life in this city just gets funnier and funnier!!!
If you believe any of this horseshit about the "Official Story" and this Jesus Campos character, which has more holes in it than Swiss cheese and has changed more times than the cell phone has evolved, please explain to me all these shenanigans. Why this show of all the shows that were clamoring to get the first interview with this guy? Easy - the sheep that watch it will believe anything she tells them. If "They" were trying to quell the voice of the non-believers with this badly acted, illogically written, obviously staged TV appearance, it backfired horribly because now even more people are falling off the bandwagon and choosing to question their handlers rather than just swallow what they're told to swallow like good little minions. All this public press conference did was conjure up more questions than answers... and confirm that Ellen Degeneres has always, always been a Tool.
I can still hear ALL of my Raiders fan friends lamenting loudly and proudly during the preseason that This is OUR year and We're going to the Superbowl for sure and all other sorts of bandwagon fan crap, and when I pointedly asked them what they based this opinion on, they mostly said 3 things - QB Carr, WR Crabtree/Cooper, and Mack and Beastmode. When I brought up that our reliance on Carr last year is what killed the team, and that there was still no adequate backup to Carr in case, oh Heaven forbid, he gets injured again this year, and my friends would counter back with, but we have the best O-line ever and Carr's not gonna get touched this year, to which I said "Uh huh". When I pointed out that our young receivers had more dropped passes than anybody in the league combined, I was called a Hater. And when I brought up the fact that Beastmode Lynch didn't exactly go out on a high note at the end of his career, and now we expected this guy, who hadn't trained or done anything football related in years to just come on the field and do what for our Offense, I was told I wasn't a true fan, even though I've been supporting the team since 1972. Whatever. Once again, Luck, and a lot of smoke and mirrors had Raiders fans salivating at the possibilities after the first 2 games of this season, with SOME people (coughcoughMattcoughcough) even thinking we were gonna be undefeated the first half of the season, and I just kind of stood around and went 'meh' about it all, because I knew we weren't good, I knew we were all hype, no substance, and now with our current 2-3 record, with the last 3 games being games we should of won on paper but didn't, well, I think our true selves are finally being shown. I think I was proven right. Sucks I know, but let's face it - our Defense is horrible. #firekennortonjr Sean Smith is a joke, so is our Defensive Coordinator. That guy couldn't adapt or change a scheme to save his Dad's life. Nepotism at it's finest. Beastmode has failed to do anything or even come close to living up to the hope or the hype he was generating on social media before even touching a football. Our receivers drop everything that's thrown at them (once again leading the league in dropped passes) but it doesn't matter anyways, because we don't have a quarterback to throw it to them! LOL Once again Carr goes down with an injury and the whole Raiders train derails. Been the story so far this year. Once somebody gets injured, we have no backups to smoothly step in and make the transition less painful. Ugh. This season has been painful, and the shenanigans with the building of the stadium out here just leave me with a bad taste in my mouth, and I find myself lost on the Lord's day. No band practice, and now no football - what am I gonna do with my Sundays??? Work on the website? Fuck that! LOL