Jimmy Jazz - The Clash

I hate Thieves. Nothing worse than one. Maybe a child molester, but that's about it. I hope everything you Love and care about gets killed in the most horrible way possible. See you in Hell. I'll be the one pouring red hot lava into your ass and laughing...

I learned lots of fun and interesting facts playing drums with Guilty By Association this weekend. I learned that Cockazulu is real, and I learned that Craig knows of a cock fighting chicken who's never lost a fight, and is now retired as an undefeated champion on a farm somewhere in Mexico. Seriously. I learned all about the Cockness Monster, and I learned that you can buy a Cockie Monster to keep your dick warm. Yeah, it was a guys only, fart and dick jokes kind of weekend, and damn if it wasn't a whole lotta fun. :-) The gig @ the Redwood Bar with the White Kaps and Naked Aggression was great. Both bands fucking killed it. Don't ask me how the night ended because I don't remember. Thanks to Senor Preston and Monsieur Herb for drinking me blind. After spending the next day watching football and hanging out at the beach in HB, we played the Tiki Bar with Death By Stereo and El Nada, and some Metal Thrash Punk group who's name I didn't catch, who's Drummer was nice enough to let me use his sticks, because I lost my stick bag full of mine somewhere in downtown L.A. the day before. The funny thing is, the drummer from El Nada asked to borrow some sticks from me, because he left his stick bag at the practice spot. hahaha Oh Drummers, we're so silly. This place had a taco bar on the back patio, run by this amazing woman right here, so I was in a taco coma by the end of the evening. Tocino pollo tacos... are you fucking kidding me??? <3 I was having too much fun. Don't remember how that night ended as well, come to think of it... hahaha Thanks to the super nice guys in DBS and El Nada for the fun times and happy things they gave and shared with us. It was definitely one for the record books.

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The drive home was an amplified but slow, weed burning, extra cheese loving type of thing, and once we got back into town everyone went their separate ways to deal with their separate work related problems. ;-) Thanks to all the guys in GBA and to Smokey for being the righteous drum tech and taco brother that he is, and to Dee to taking care of the merch and being the cool guy he is too. St. Louis Rams in the Superbowl in 2 years. He said it, not me. I'd love to say that I came Home and passed out for 18 hours straight, but I didn't, because I had to head to da Hump, Camel Hump Studios, to record some tracks for the Civilians to be used to put out as a future 7" and for the upcoming Desert Rats With Baseball Bats 2 compilation being put together as we speak. Should be interesting, based on the bands I already know are going to be on there. Anyways, everything's updated. Enjoy. I gotta go take an assessment of everything that I'm now missing... bastards.