Not Fade Away

With friends like this, who needs enemies?
Groucho Marx.

And that pretty much sums up where I'm at right now and what I've been going through lately. Better legal minds than mine are preventing me from going into details about all the false accusations, slander, defamation of character and libelous innuendo being spoken and posted on message boards about me, but if you really want to know you can always call me up or drop me a line in an e-mail. As long as you're not a double agent who works for the other side, I can give you my version of events expired. I always assumed that there was 2 sides of every story, but I guess I was wrong. I'm amazed that it has gotten this far out of hand. I'm tired of it now and it's all gotten heart attack serious. Too bad. I promise everyone that has written me that I will write you back ASAP. I'm not going anywhere, contrary to what you might of heard. All my personal shit is the same. Nothing's changed. Well actually that's not true. A lot has changed, both personally and mentally, but I assure you that it's all for the better. I now know who my true friends are, and it's a good thing. Sorry to anyone that was caught in the path of Hurricane Floyd and who suffered some damage from that onslaught. It was a pretty vicious one too, from what I've heard, but if anyone needs some explanation / apology for her actions, please talk to me and I'll explain everything. It won't change anything that happened or change what was said, but I'll still tell you about it anyways... heh heh heh. Remember, I'm used to it. It's all about communication, and going straight to the source, right? Isn't that right? Boy, you had me pegged all along... damn. I'll be the first to admit that I'm a hypocrite, but at least I admit it and I'll allow you to think and say that about me. I stopped caring about what people think and say about me a long long time ago. It's a punk rock thing... you might not understand. And fucking special thanks to those bands that have asked me to play with and for  you, I'll be in touch shortly. I'm not in the drum playing mind set as of yet, but I will be shortly. I've been busy doing other things, like re-vamping the entire look of my web site. Do you like? I've got the contents cataloged and categorized and running like a fine Swiss timepiece. Almost everything I've ever posted is up here, subject for your scorn. I've eliminated all The Loud Pipes Pictures and Gig Reviews for my own personally disgusting reasons. I personally get disgusted when I think about how nice I was to them. Baa dum dump. And to all you people who are telling me this and that about the band, all I can say is that it isn't shocking, I heard it all before from lots of different people, both in person, at shows and on-line, and I pretty much knew how it was before you all told me. Uhhm, yeah. Anyways, the new look for the website is in, I dig it, and hope you do too. Hope you all got to see what "someone" did to my web site while I was gone. It was pretty funny stuff, but I'm told that it was highly illegal as well. The authorities will be in touch, if they haven't already... heh heh heh. Check out the links underneath the logo. They lead to delightful places full of treasure and magic that only the brave lot of you will dare venture towards. If you got some time to kill try them out and see that they work proper. Anyways, I've got lawyers and tax accountants and policemen and District Attorneys and IRS Brokers to talk to, so I'll see you in a bit. I'm back. I'll be around. The dead weight is gone, and I feel GREAT!! LOL I guess it sucks when your rock star dreams come to naught, and you're forced to take a real job in order to live in the real world, especially when it's your last and only chance at ever being "successful". Never underestimate the complexity of MY sneakiness...hee hee hee. Like a Phoenix baby!!