"Random things you hear on tour with Headnoise in Southern California.
"Oh, is my stuff in the way? Sorry, I'll move it right now."
"This next one's a cover..."
"Sooooooooo... lemme get this straight - you're in a Christian Punk Rock band and you DON'T go to Church?"
Nope. If I did my feet would burn!
"Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?"
I didn't know that was a requirement to be in the band...
"Are you for reals?"
"Oh, don't worry about a thing! Shows in "insert random city name here" never get cancelled here! The Cops don't give a shit about what goes on."
"Total GheyAss took their guarantee and aren't playing the gig... again."
"Who the Hell is smoking a clove? Can I have one?"