Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... anybody read anything funny on here lately?? LOL
Yeah, that little tiff with that homo drummer from the Shittiest Morepenis was beyond ridiculous.
"Come at me Braaah!!" hahahahahahahaha Fucking weak
I know everyone's just waiting to read my insult filled, tirade of a reply, full of details about what exactly happened, how it went down, who said what, etc., but it's not gonna happen. Nope. I know you'd all love to read me going on and on about how badly Shittiest Morepenis sucks (which they do), or how the idiots at the Limp Dick Cafe are nothing more but lemmings, (which is also true), and yeah, even that plastique, shallow bitch Manager from the Fartifice who went on her little rant on Facebook about me deserves a good calling out too, but it's not gonna happen, Nope. I got better things to do, and those sheeple don't deserve any more attention than they've already gotten out of this. Why, Shittiest Morepenis got a whopping 2 more Likes on their Facebook page because of this, and they actually gave their 161 friends and fans something to talk about and comment on, but you'd never know it because those spineless jellyfish did a nice whitewash on their Facebook profile and removed any and all comments about everything that happened. Can't have that common, very unprofessional trash talk on your Facebook profile when Tony Hsieh's new label comes calling to sign your band up, now can you? hahahaha Fucking Tools. Yeah, like I said, this is about all your gonna get out of me about all the BS that went down. Unless they're stupid enough to keep going with it, that is, but I doubt it...
It was fun, it was funny, I'm glad everyone got a kick out of it, especially the Comments section of the review. At the Civilians gig on Sat. it was all the talk of everyone I was running into. Thanx to everyone for coming out and hanging with me and all the well wishes and whatnot. Hey! I ran into the guy who signs off as 'Old Dude' on the Comments page! Very cool. I was annihilated by that point and only have a vague recollection of talking to him, but yeah, he looked like a Raiders fan, and that's cool with me! Yeah, it was THAT kind of night. Holy Shit Ballz!! Fucking DANGERBONER, yes, the almighty Dangerboner played on my Birthday and I was in Bliss and Heaven!! Gawd fucking DAMN were they incredible!! I was standing around when I heard, what I thought was the opening riff / declaration March Of The Motherfuckeroos, and like a moth to a flame I'm drawn to the front of the stage and I see them... just wailing away on some borrowed equipment from the band that played before them, The Rebel Set, who were OK chick rock on Burger Records. Dangerboner was a bit slower, a little bit less manic, but that worked in their favor as the absolute anger and passion just throbbed and oozed from the stage area while they played, and I seriously must of looked like a fool, just standing there and grinning like I was. They played my absolute favorite song by them, "Operation Bloodstorm", and like I said, seeing them play was one of the things that made this Birthday the best one ever. I've been trying to see Dangerboner play ever since they've gotten back together and started playing again, and watching them rage for a much too short of a time was all I needed to make the night complete. Well, not everything I needed, but you get the point. And besides, I still had to play a set with the most hated band in Vegas right now, the Civilians! hahahahaha
Once Dangerboner finished, Spotted Dick And The Wylde Knights played. They were OK, but I wasn't paying them too much attention. I heard them singing songs about Lake Havasu and Steve The Liar, and I think they did a 1/2 Ast song, because Paolo jumped up on stage with them and sang along to something... lol People seemed to dig them. I.D.F.I. were up next and they fucking killed it, as always. Bob said they were a bit under the weather, but you would never of known it by how they were acting up on the stage. Did I hear them play an Operation Ivy cover? LOL We played next and it was a pretty good set. Fast but good. Too bad nobody was there to see it! LOL Yeah, The Civilians were filling in for Duane Peters Gunfight, because Duane Peters got arrested the night before on domestic violence charges, so with the Drama with the Fartifice throwing us off the bill, NOT the Promoter (LOL), we were lucky to have a gig to play in the first place. Thanks to Nate and The Dive for letting us play. Sorry about puking in the bathroom... hahaha The night ended as a blur of puking in parking lots, and scarfing down at Blueberry Hill. Nice. Sunday, which was my actual birthday day, was spent on the couch eating cake and ice cream and watching Simpsons for hours on end. Life is good. ;-)
Everything is updated... I think. I'm sure I'm forgetting lots of things... but damned if I can remember any of them now. It'll come to me later. Right now I gotta go get ready for some surprise Birthday party I'm playing tonight for someone who's almost as much of an opinionated asshole as I am... hahahaha
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Idle Gossip updated
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