The Pope With No Name - Rudimentary Peni

It's Monday morning - time for a Sports rant, which, according to the other 'Punk' website in town, I am known for, so let's just go. Skip over this paragraph if you don't give a shit about Sports, but don't wander off - I may get into some major "shit talking" about some Local fucktards and their asinine words about me this weekend when I'm done... heh heh

NHL Lockout:
Are you fucking shitting me??? Those fucking greedy ass Owners. The League is barely recovering from the 2008 lockout and here we are again, basically 5 years later, dealing with the same ol' shit and, barring a late happening miracle, there will be no NHL Hockey season. I could fucking kill somebody. Gary Bettman is a fucking plague upon the NHL and needs to be dealt with as such. No Hockey this year??? Fuuuuuuuuckkkk!  Me without Hockey is a bad, bad thing. Me no likey this at all. I don't know what to do! I'm gonna go cry now.

Oakland Raiders:
Carson Palmer has got to go. His mobility is limited, his passing arm is weak, and I really don't think that he's the QB for our team. His ability to read the open man is terrible, and in the opening game against the San Diego Chargirls his main passing target was McFadden, who, the last time I checked, was a running back, not a wide receiver. Granted he got over 350 yards passing yesterday, but he only had 1 TD for his effort, and that's just weaksauce and totally unacceptable. And speaking of McFadden, this new zone blocking being instituted by the new offensive coordinator is just not working. That too needs to go. Too many times McFadden has lost momentum while running into one of his blockers who is having a hard time maneuvering through the zone blocking scheme. It's not pretty to watch, that's for sure. McFadden was a beast last year, before his injury he was on track to shatter all sorts of rushing records and this year, with the new offensive coordinator, he hasn't even busted out into triple figures yet. It's aggravating, it's frustrating, and it's definitely giving me ulcers (again) but you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way. :-) At least I have football games to complain about, ya know? 3 months ago I was like 'Is it September yet?', and now that it is, I couldn't be happier. Win Lose or Tie - Raider Fan until I Die!!

Ya know what? I'm gonna lay back on the shit talking for a second. I gotta check something out first and make sure all my targets are protected before I launch my attack. This could be good, it will definitely be fun, and I'm looking forward to the battle of wits and socially awkward public interactions all this silliness seems to bring. Or maybe I won't even talk shit? Who knows? Anything's possible, right? Catch me on the right day and you'll get EXACTLY what you deserve, but like I was telling my Friends yesterday - I'm in a good place right now. I can't be bothered. I'm untouchable right now, and I know that fact drives some of you out there nuts. I had no idea my little thing is such a big deal to you all! LOL That's funny to me. Is it funny to you too? If it's not, it should be, because it's seriously, seriously funny. ;-)

Go to the Demon Lung / Gypsy Witch / Lotus gig tonight @ Yayo Taco, which is now back open after a short time closure by the Health Dept. Come on out on a Monday night and check out some cool bands and order up some grub to eat, because now that they had to clean up the kitchen for the Health Dept., the food is probably safer to eat now than it ever has been! hahaha See ya there!