The Sky Is A Poisonous Garden - Concrete Blonde

Stolen from the interweb

The lesson learned here this past weekend I think is that you can NEVER take Zack Attack on a road trip... ever!!! ha ha ha ha He was obnoxious from the get go, showing up late with a bag of brews and pounding them all the way to the gig nonstop. He wandered off once we got to the Doll Hut, called me right as I was dragging my gear on stage to ask me to pick him up because he was lost, and once he arrived he tried to weasel his way into the gig for free and once inside he was cut off by the bartender for being too drunk. He resolved the problem by drinking in the parking lot with the band C.O.T., the band he went there to see and totally missed out on, and then got upset with security for getting mad at him for being a borracho in public! 😅 Then to top everything off he tried hitting on my friends wife, and when told she was married, he said he didn't give a fuck and wanted to kiss her anyways... lol Oh that kid! I threw him in my car before my friends chin checked him and we sped off into the night, where Zack was being his usual drunk, obnoxious, aggravating self, and I made it to the base of the Cajon pass going up to exit 138 before slamming on the breaks and throwing Zack out of my car. I sped off and left him there to fend for himself. He almost made it to the shoulder of the freeway before getting hit by an RV and being put in the hospital, where he still is apparently... heh I paid no attention to the bands that played while I was at the gig, as I was busy hanging out watching the Disneyland fireworks and listening to the Jim Monroe mixes for the Headnoise stuff, which sounded pretty fantastic, and talking to people who flew in from Chicago, drove up from Mexico and came from all sorts of crazy places in California just to see Headnoise play. Pretty powerful stuff. That's why I had no patience for Zack and his bullshit. Wasn't gonna let that drunken little shit ruin such a great night. Nope. 😎

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