Words I Might Have Ate

Happy Groundhog's Day! To commemorate this momentous occasion of Punxsutawney Phil NOT seeing his shadow, I would like to start out with a poem, brought to you courtesy of a tee shirt being worn by Paris Hilton, of all people... heh heh heh

Never fall in Love with an Evil woman.
You will give her your Heart and she will never return it.
And for the rest of your Life you will be incurable,
A lost Romantic unable to ever fall in Love again.

I don't know why that struck such a chord with me, but it did. I'm going to go listen to Valerie Loves Me by Material Issue on repeat now... hahaha NOT! Just thought it was a cool poem. Where was this good advice when I needed it? LOL

Hey! Today is HANK!'s Birthday! Many happy returns to you today Sir! He's still the creepiest guy I've ever met, and I love his white trash ass to Death! To say that Hank is just awesome is like saying that masturbating behind a bus stop is just awesome, or like saying that counting change in the dark in a hotel room full of your friends is just awesome, or like saying that growing up in a tool shed is just awesome. hahahahaha If you haven't already, go to Hank's Facebook page by clicking here and wish him a Happy Birthday. Come on - He'd do the same for you... heh heh heh If you're feeling brave you can go punch him in the nuts at the Huntridge Tavern tonight - that's where one of his many, I'm sure, Birthday parties is happening at.

The second Birthday party that I know of for Hank is happening this Sunday @ the Hotel Amoroso. It's a Hawaiian themed shindig, which means that Hank will be getting porked in the backyard, and where he will be getting lei'd in the front room if he's lucky. ;-) It's also MY Birthday party as well, so stop by if you know where it's at or ask someone to let you in on it. Oh yeah, the Super Bowl will be going on in the background, so that just means that it's gonna be an extra crazy rager. See ya there, although I probably won't remember it. :-) Everything is updated. Monster Zero is playing with the Phantom Rockers @ the LVCS tomorrow, the Reverend Horton Heat is @ the HOB on Friday, TheCore and Save Amos are @ the Cheyenne Saloon on Saturday, and Life's Torment and S.M.D. are playing @ Yayo Taco that night as well, and Unfair Fight is @ the Box Office. It's gonna be a fun weekend. :-)